God, remember like a month ago when I was happy, and funny, and cute and not fucking Eeyore?! (My brain insists I clarify that I am NOT having sex with Eeyore; I mean I am *acting* like Eeyore.)
Just be patient (I say this to myself as well as the others around me), I will be back. Being as awkward and inappropriate as ever. Good times.
THE DAILY COUG 